Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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