I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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