physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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