what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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