So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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