your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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