I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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