i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why can't burritos get me drunk
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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