What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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