So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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