who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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