If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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