New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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