ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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