Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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