using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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