I got chris browned last night
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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