I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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