I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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