Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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