You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I deserve this hangover.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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