you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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