just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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