Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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