And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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