I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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