Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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