you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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