ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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