I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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