I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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