do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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