its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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