its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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