I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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