You work out of a Hotel?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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