Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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