i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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