So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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