"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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