Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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