I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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