What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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