we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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