these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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