singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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