so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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