Sponge bath it is.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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