Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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