What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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